Why i like it LONGER

i like it i like it..........i like it longer laa.............................
There is a conversation between a pair of couple in a sunny day............................
the main character is Jane, the girl friend and Tom, the boy friend.
Before they start the conversation, the gal was in a bad mood due to the pervious incident.
Tom : Good Morning my dear, i do miss you a lot a lot la, u look so pretty today, lets go breakfast now.
Jane : Pretty??? Oh no, only for today??? beware on your words man!!!
Tom : Are u okay dear? You sound so wrong la
Jane : Ohh, my sound wrong??? Maybe i getting sore throat......( ahahahaha, it is a lame joke )
Tom : Ahahahahahaha, what a cold joke in a sunny day dear!!!
Jane : Not funny at all la, stop laughing, yeeeeee , i wan longer la, u laa ( simply blame people )
Tom : Huh? You want longer??? Am i too short??? ( feeling to cry d )
Jane : Yala, so short, i want longer la i like it longer, i also do not know why la. it looks so seductive la.
The bf is getting hurt and speechless at that second.
Jane : Haiz, Why i like it longer??? i want it to be longer
In this second, the bf was think the different thing and get misunderstand with his gf d, and he feel hopeless. And he start tearing......
Jane : What happen Baby, why u cry??
Tom : Dear, you dunwan me because i m too short??? I m so sorry tat i cant make it longer. sob~sob~
Jane : Huh??? what u trying to say?? You r short?? Whats that??
Tom : Just now you keep mention you like it to be longer, and keep saying mine is so short.
Jane : (stunned there for awhile) wakakaka, i m referring to the super long hair of the gal who just pass by me la, and she is holding the new LG Chocolate phone (BL40), which with the elegant and long in shape design. Oh My God...babyy you think too much d...
Tom : Huh?? long hair and new long phone?? LOL